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my blog got deleted. used to be @jennypearseed

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my blog got deleted. used to be @jennypearseed

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mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

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Breaking news: Local girl's tits hurt too much to sleep

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You could deepthroat elf ears btw

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I need to pull a subby butch dyke into my lap by the belt loops. My hand gripping his jaw with firm, but loving, authority. Want to feel him melt into me when I press my mouth against his neck, growling in hunger. I need my pretty little boytoy to know he's mine, that I've marked him. When I look into his eyes I want to see nothing but devotion and rapt obedience.

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Reblog if you'd slut yourself out to tumblr mutuals

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Pink and Yellow go shopping.

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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In this world you can either jackbox with your friends or your friends can jack it into your box. Your choice.

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I wanna be your porn, I want you to use pics and vids of me to get off whether I'm there or not.

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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...

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are you fucking serious

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feelin good!!! <3