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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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one of the funniest and silliest things to come out of season 4 of stranger things was the whole mike wheeler i know what you are thing I MEAN IT works like a charm i giggle every time like i do know what he is

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i prayed for times like this...s5 is going to be so good guys

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katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

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Ca$h my king for pointing out that Dusty was in the wrong for the Malakai thing in a season where it’s been joked about. Thank fuck someone acknowledges how bad that was

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this may be controversial but it is my opinion 🫣

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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

#tyler joseph core

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I find it so funny but also adorable that Malakai waited until Amerie was finished with her list to question why she’s dressed as a frog lmao

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it is legit so funny when fictional characters think they’re straight. i know better

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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A Family portrait during the Spanish Flu, 1918 ♡