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I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
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who's here?
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I love how I just spill over the top of all my clothes now 🤤 no hiding my obese figure in this
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no dogs go to heaven not as a general rule but because in the entire history of dogs every single one has been guilty of mortal sin. there was one dog once that everyone up there thought was gonna make it but right before she died she desecrated the eucharist with full awareness and clarity of intention
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What are you going to do when bikini season hits? You’re literally covered in stretch marks. How will you stand the humiliation and still be able to function after without going off to masterbate?
Solution: masturbate more 😉
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Being bottom heavy has its perks, I guess. Still want bigger bonhoingerhoos though xD
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Thought I would add some before and after pics. Would love to tell someone how I got here 😇
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already outgrowing this piece hehe 🥵
check the fans for more 🌶️ @ shawtythatluvsurgut
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At least got a hint of Lil Jon from Yeah
Was a good time and got to put on a show, but the glaring lack of Eastside Boyz in the playlist will not be forgotten.
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who wants to sponsor a stuffing for this belly!?
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