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Wanda: *takes control of the universe*

Y/n: I love this for her.

Wanda: *can literally kill everyone*

Y/n, crying: I want to marry her.

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I literally screamed

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No, Bruno didn’t kill your fucking fish lady

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Young Alma: Ugh, this house full of rats running all over the place, we need some cats to deal with them.

Little Bruno, willing to be useful for the family: Fear not, mami, I’ll take care of this!

*then proceeds to befriend and train all rats in town as some kind of Cinderella*

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Ahora solo me queda el más hermoso recuerdo de estos libros que leí, espero que Shae esté bien

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THE HOBIVERSE: AU SERIES MASTERLIST

╰ a series of chaotic slice-of-life social media au’s connected by one thing; parallel universe-traveling wannabe cupid, jung hoseok, who’s in charge of making sure you find your soulmate

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a/n: welcome to the masterlist for my social media au series the hobiverse!! the stories are listed in their recommended reading order but can be read in any order!! hope y’all enjoy!! x

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➳ FWAY (pianist!yoongi x art student!reader)

╰ a story in which everyone is a poor college kid, min yoongi is a pianist who never seems to sleep, and you are a plucky young art student with some more-than-eccentric neighbors...

* this story was my first au and is being edited

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➳ BLOOM (idol!jungkook x idol!reader)

╰ touring with some of the biggest names in the music industry should be every singer’s dream. too bad two of those names happen to be your annoying new nemesis and the guy from your past you just can’t seem to forget...

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➳ COLLIDE (artist!taehyung x waitress!reader)

╰ your life had always been so wonderfully ordinary. or at least, it was—until the day you accidentally bumped into him and ended up with the wrong cellphone and a one-way ticket to a groupchat full of unusual characters...

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➳ ROSES (dad!seokjin x photographer!reader)

╰ life was a lot easier for seokjin before the crackhead who moved in above his flower shop accidentally kidnapped his daughter... but he had to admit; meeting you definitely made things a hell of a lot more interesting

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➳ ANONYMOUS (rapper!joon x singer!reader)

╰ searching for inspiration, a chart-topping rapper who keeps his identity hidden from the public, going by the stage name RM, stumbles upon you singing in a coffee shop and finds his new muse in your voice. he makes you an offer to collab with one catch: you can’t see his face.

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➳ KIWI (idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader)

╰ being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music? bad. being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music when you’re a virgin and you didn’t even sleep with him? so. much. worse.

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➳ WOKE (time traveler!hoseok x writer!reader)

╰ a story where you have dreams of your past lives and you can’t seem to figure out why the guy you just met seems to be in all of them...

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BONUS SIDE STORY:

➳ BREATHE (fuckboy!kook x student!reader)

╰ in which jeon jungkook is a raging fuckboy with a secret passion for antique birdhouses and you are a funky craft store employee just trying to pay off your crushing student loans...

* this story is a spinoff of the ROSES series

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A lot of the discourse around Scarlett Johansson v Disney is very reminiscent of Taylor Swift vs. Spotify and Apple Music. It’s not about a millionaire getting selfishly getting richer, it’s about holding multi billion dollar corporations to their contracts and, if this is what they can do to their biggest stars, what shadier breaches are happening to smaller actors, artists, crew members etc?

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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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SO CUTE, SO CUTE, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS SHAE, you're the highlight of my days no matter what, I can believe that I read Roses almost a year ago and I'm still here reading your ffs, you have made me cry so much over every piece of art you have created.

Really I can thank you enough for every laugh, tear, joy or sadness you have made me feel, you're a genius!!

Take care of yourself, I can't wait to read you again :')

part twenty - epilogue

~cursed~

[witch!taehyung x cursed!reader]

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a/n: sorry for the wait on this, i’ve been a lil busy but that’s the end y’all!! i hope that you enjoyed reading this series as much as i enjoyed writing it!! thank you all so much for reading!! love y’all x

tags: @brinnalaine @atulipandarose @sugatic @jayhope88 @star-gods @coffeeismylife28 @mintagust @mushroomkoo @spuddymuffin @chai-tealattae @sea-nevermind-enthusiast @preciouschimine @sideh000e @shadow-yoonie @winterwidow27 @dreamcatcherjiah @joonscupid @codeinebelle @lovelyseomin @softkookiesblush @army-moa75 @ohmy-fandoms @lele-bb @thebluemoonlight @unadulteratedlyunique @ggukkieland @xxxcharismaxxx @hey-itsmina @ephyra1230 @madoka-pink @drpepperobsessed @we-are-born-to‐be-sad @rainbowmagicpixecorn @mikroparadise @viroblades @whitepinkish @taebaejoonswoon @mintxxxy @acsycharm @y-corpsebride @barrechim @scamarama @bangtanloverboys @lochness-butmakeitsexy @rlynotme @ssyubb @kookieswan @that-random-hoe-us @sanniehub @vpuprising @tpwkjerii @mothmansballs @seoulgotmysoul @holynamtiddies @veronawrites @jiminza

#a beautiful ending #to a even more beautiful story #as deep as the ocean and as endless as the stars #llore tantito #para que les digo que no #te amo Shae

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They literally work every day with very ill cancer-stricken kids who can't get the vaccine.

This makes 100% sense.

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I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

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What's the kinkiest thing you are into?

feeling wanted

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Ayyy noooooo, estoy llorando!

as endless as the stars || kth (m)

he waited 160 years to meet you again, and now that he has, he’s not letting go. or: “i love you as deep as the ocean and as endless as the stars”

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☆ pairing: witch!taehyung x female reader

☆ genre: fluff, smut, slight angst

☆ word count: 9.2k

☆ warnings: dirty talk, fingering, oral (f), marking, virgin!reader, unprotected sex (be safe y’all), past lives/reincarnation, some dark magic, taehyung is a total romantic and maybe just a little obsessed, minor mentions of death (past), and lots of fluff :’)

☆ a/n: first of all: pls ignore the banner bc i don’t love how it came out ajsjdk and second: ahh we’re finally at the written chapter for my sm au series, cursed!! y’all know what it is 👀 hope you enjoy!!

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I was so bitter when they divorced, but look at them now HA!!!!

CONGRATS TO US, JAPRIL FANS, WHO HELD ON UNTIL THE END 💛✨

I dont know about you guys but no matter what happened in S14, I always believed in my heart that JAPRIL was endgame even after everything.

I honestly thought this coming Japril episode was more of a "closure, no more chance" episode but my god, they let them be together again! (I will say poor Matthew but JAPRIL ENDGAME🙌)

So congrats to us who believed up until the end and beyond. You guys are amazing.