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where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all
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Turians in crop tops showing waist, you agree, reblog
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love really DOES feel like an inside joke that everyone is in on but me
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Oh how painful it is, to weep to the point of blindness, and still worry about unclean dishes in the sink.
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And if you have money, you buy your own funny grippy socks!
tumblr is like a psych ward except no one gets better
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what do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism. what do you mean my problems are still here
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“you good?” brother i would not be posting like this if i was
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I sneezed and now my ass hurts
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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Mutual 1: I'm grieving but I dont know what for
Mutual 2: Does anyone else feel the grief?
Mutual 3: My mourning has no source but still overwhelms me
Mutual 4: I need to get dicked down by a girl who listens to electroswing
Mutual 5: What I grieve is not solid but is human and all-consuming
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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them
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I'm reblogging for the pic alone XD
Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?
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I Am In Fact, Not Ok
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♱ dark ♱
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