pansexualhero
Do not Panic
This is a blog about my life, how it progresses and what the hell I am thinking.
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Someone help I’m trying to find the image of a woman in a bikini on a beach with a fish caught in her mouth and it looked something like this
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If you haven’t seen the meme, it’s three photos of me showing my flapjacks to the judges and then a quote, I don’t remember saying this but apparently it’s how I talk, says “Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit”
James Acaster on his Bake Off experience - Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999
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Sex doesn’t make us whole.
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!
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My attempt at a 100 word horror story
They had been together for years. She fell in love with his quirks but recently they started to disturb her. His protectiveness had escalated dramatically due to their recent change of address. He waited anxiously at the door for her to return from her walk, paranoid of her betrayal.
He poised himself, rationalising his plan.
Surprising her upon entry by handcuffing her to the staircase. Secured, he used a torch to sterilise a knife.
“You are mine forever” He said longingly to her, restraining her thigh cutting the letters ‘his’.
I need you to know how much I love you.
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