came across a bbl drizzy track this morning that said drake got CTE from being so freaky
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literally nothing gets me more excited than when a book i put on hold at the library is ready for pickup. it's better than ice cream. or erections
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strong footnote
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i need to sit on a hill and try to slice my finger open with a blade of grass
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i dont smell my muzzle anymore
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who knows what bugs are under my next overturned rock
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so many podcasts are just outsourced masculinity
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me and my empire of produce stickers i put under tables
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i wish the wikipedia app let me open more than a hundred tabs. when it gets to 100 and starts deleting the oldest tabs i feel like killing myself
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me flirting: bro our goals coincide
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pyrrhic victories are literally good for the soul
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i have a healthy sense of unimportance
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i mustve not gotten the forever chemical poisoning from plastics like you guys because ive never found a cartoon character sexy
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do any nuance understanders follow me
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no war but swag war
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