I, as a 26 year old adult in 2024, just had a nightmare about slenderman trying to get me. Come on.
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Hunter D and Rogier, the premiere Dungeons & Demigods party of the Lands Between. (squeezed Gostoc in there because why not)
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he is so drunk girl at a party "you should dump your boyfriend" coded.
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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The newbie's falling for the former captain of the guards ❤️🔥
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the human body was not fucking made to stand for 7-9 hours stright man
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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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What if dogs could talk and some called their crate a man cave
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‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up
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