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NICE.

+ pairings: eren yeager + (fem) reader

+ genres: rich kid au, college au, friends to lovers au, fluff, light-ish angst, smut/nsfw content (everybody gets a piece)!

+ warnings: mentions of depression/anxiety, mentions and use of drugs and alcohol, some of the smut happens under the influence so be cautious if that’s something you don’t like, i swear this is all more idiots in love than angst tho i just wanna disclose everything fairly

+ notes: this is alternatively titled super rich kids and you can probably figure out why. some of this is based off of real life, some of it is straight out of gossip girl and i challenge you to separate the facts from the fiction :’) anyways, i hope we all remember the lyrics to in my feelings

+ more notes: one quick reference for ages in this fic—all the vets are older but not by that much, think various stages of grad school. armin, connie, sasha, annie, and bertholdt are all college sophomores. eren, the reader, and pretty much everybody else are college seniors, so they’re about a year or two older. also here is a playlist for your reading pleasures, shoutout to ryn for letting me mooch of their spotify account :’)

+ word count: 19k. i’m sorry.

+ summary: fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you.; or the story of notorious rich kid and self-proclaimed bad boy eren yeager, and his not so goody two-shoes best friend.

“So you’re saying that you don’t love me? That you’re not riding? That you’ll actually leave from beside me?”

“I’m saying that it’s ass o’clock in the morning and I’m not driving in the rain to Brooklyn to pick your sorry ass up.”

“But… but I want you, and I need you, and I’m down for you.”

You check the time on your phone screen and groan. 3:57am. Far too early to be dealing with the likes of Eren Jaeger. “Just get an Uber or something. I don’t know what you and your idiot friends were up to this time, but I don’t want any part of it.”

“First, they’re our idiot friends. Second, I don’t think they let you take Ubers from jail, and even if they did, it’s, like, four in the morning, so I don’t think there are any Ubers driving around, so could you pretty please come pick me up? I promise I’ll make it up to—”

“From where?” you cut him off, slowly sitting upright in your bed. You hold your phone closer to your ear, ready to listen again; because, certainly, you must have misheard him the first time. You wait, but the line is silent, save for Eren’s awkward chuckling. “Eren Asher Jaeger, tell me that that was another stupid lyric from that stupid song, and that you are not in prison right now.”

Eren makes a sad attempt at laughing. “Technically, it’s a holding cell, not really prison… and I would leave, but they suspended my license for a month, and Min can’t drive yet, so we kind of need you,” he explains, “Uh, no pun intended.”

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Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it was on my bucket list 

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Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?

How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??

Fucking fascinating

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sOMEONE give this man a hug

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No one:

Loki in Pompeii:

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How do you deal with anon hate?

Just realize that those people had to click a button to remove their name cause they’re scared of you. They ain’t shit.

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Y/n: In my defensive I was left unsupervised

Robert: Wasn’t Tom with you

Tom: In my defensive I was also left unsupervised

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Me: *reads smut at a wedding*

The old lady beside me: *smiles* What are you reading, dear?

Me: *freaks out* T-the B-bible...

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show me a more perfect cast.

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and who’s the most handsome man of all ?

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#seeing each other across the room for the first and last time

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Peter Parker + being a genius 💡

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✓ suit ✓ unbuttoned below the collar  ✓ looking like a full snacc ✓ me: officially dead 

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Here is why being a Larry isn’t just “shipping your favs”

- Zayn has a written statement about how Harry and Louis felt like they couldn’t even be friends in public anymore because everyone said they were dating.

- Louis twin sisters have stated multiple times that larry was never and still isnt a thing. They’ve said it makes them uncomfortable and sad for their brother.

- Eleanor has received death threats from larries, claiming she’s “straight breeding” Louis.

- The whole babygate theory of Freddie not being Louis child is sick and twisted and if you believe that you must be 12 and lacking in maturity.

- Both Anne and Louis’ father blocked accounts that were harassing them for information for larry.

- Niall made a statement saying larry isn’t real.

- Louis HIMSELF made a statement that it isn’t real and he’s a straight man.

- The whole origin of being a larry is believing that two men can’t be friendly and affectionate to each other without being labeled as gay. It’s extremely toxic and started that way. Also many young fans shipped them just because two attractive men would “look good together” which is horrifying and invalidating to so many relationships in the LGBTQIA+ community.

- The lyric analysis of Louis saying “Princess Park” can mean anything. If you’re a larry, you are forcing something down someone’s throat that they’ve stated makes them uncomfortable and there’s no evidence to what you’re claiming. So much shit could’ve happened in Princess Park but larries believe harry is the only answer. Could it still be about harry, sure, is it in the context larries would want it in, no.

-People who don’t ship larry aren’t homophobic, they just see what it really is. You can’t blindly say something, read into every little thing, create outrageous theories, and ruin friendships and claim it’s just you “shipping your favs”. It’s toxic, it’s fetishizing same sex couples in multiple ways, and it’s crossing so many lines.

- If you are a larry and you’re reading this, do actual research. Not watch “Larry Proof videos part 3” or the “Wellington Video” and claim that’s your research. I’m talking about reading statements from THEM and THEIR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS!

- No their tour dates being kinda similar means nothing stop reaching.

- Whatever theory about “around 1:32” and louis being in a freeze frame at that point in a random 1D music video means nothing.

-All the boys were brothers and best friends. That’s why there’s Narry videos, Zarry videos, LiLo videos, etc. Larry videos aren’t special or ground breaking evidence when THEY ALL ACTED THAT WAY TO EACH OTHER!

Most of the younger audience are Larries that I’ve seen so please please please realize that your words matter. What you spread matters. Mindlessly shipping this is so gross on many levels that I urge you to please look in the mirror for a minute.

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photos of mgg's canines that make me wish he'd rip my throat out with his teeth

fuck.

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goodnight im not gonna say anything.