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In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source
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Just your average potions class...
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Snape: What is the strongest truth potion in the world? Potter!
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Snape: Wrong. Malfoy!
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Snape: Correct. 10 points from Gryffindor. 
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Harry played by the lovely @kapitan5o
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“Today I am wearing lacy black underwear For the sole purpose of knowing I am wearing them. And underneath that? I am absolutely naked. And I’ve got skin. Miles and miles of skin; I’ve got skin to cover all my thoughts like saran wrap that you can see through to what leftovers are inside from the night before. And despite what you might think, my skin is not rough; nor is it bullet proof. My skin is soft, and smooth, and easily scarred. But that doesn’t matter, right? You don’t care about how soft my skin is. You just want to hear about what my fingers do in the dark. But what if all they do is crack open windows? So I can see lightening through the clouds. What if all they crave is a jungle gym to climb for a taste of fresher air? What if all they reach for is a notebook or a hand to hold? But that’s not the story you want. You are licking your lips and baring your teeth. Just once I would like to be the direction someone else is going. I don’t need to be the water in the well. I don’t need to be the well. But I’d like to not be the ground anymore. I’d like to not be the thing people dig their hands in anymore. Some girls know all the lyrics to each other’s songs. They find harmonies in their laughter. Their linked elbows echo in tune. What if I can’t hum on key? What if my melodies are the ones nobody hears? Some people can recognize a tree, A front yard, and know they’ve made it home. How many circles can I walk in before I give up looking? How long before I’m lost for good. It must be possible to swim in the ocean of the one you love without drowning. It must be possible to swim without becoming water yourself. But I keep swallowing what I thought was air. I keep finding stones tied to my feet.” -Hannah Baker, 13 Reason’s Why
13 Reasons Why (via colorheadclifford)
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Lupin continued to stare at the map. Harry had the impression that he was doing some very quick thinking.
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i know it’s not real and i know i made it but this makes me so happy its stupid
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Yesterday Trump was inaugurated. Today, an entire gender protested against him.
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So, Trump’s press secretary’s first official order of business was to slam the press for accurately reporting the size of the crowd for Trump’s inauguration, lie repeatedly in contradiction of all factual and photographic evidence, and refuse to take questions.
Trump said that the media will “pay a big price” for accurately reporting the small size of the crowds.
Oh, and they’re considering evicting the press from the White House.
This is what fascism looks like. This should terrify everyone.
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If you need a ride to go somewhere or you’ve had one too many to drink and can’t drive, download Uber on your phone right now, and use the code: CGB95Uber for a FREE ride credit for when you can’t drive.
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Reblog to lower the amount of drunk drivers
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You know when you just love a book series so much that you get upset when an inanimate object gets destroyed
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no offense but you’re 100% wrong if you don’t think leo would be the biggest theater geek ever like he would totally break into songs any living moment
“do you guys hear that?”
“dO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLR SING!”
“is that even popular?”
“POPULAR! YOU’RE GUNNA BE POPULAR!”
“look-”
“aT THE SKYYY! THERE’S A GREAT BIG HEART THERE!”
and there’s no way he didn’t start singing “defying gravity” when he first saw jason fly
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White privilege can also be hard…
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I actually have so much love for dogs
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this is a very very good video
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