I love showing people a picture of my cat for the first time and they go "aww" and then I say "her name is Pigeon" and they go "aww her name is PIGEON" bc this knowledge has made her cuter
Dream SMP Quotes as if it were the 1800s (or maybe Shakspeare. I can't tell which anymore)
"Behold! I wear a garment of chalk! Why dost thou imagine me a keeper of answers?" - Fundy ("I'm wearing a crayon suit. What the f do you want from me?")
"I have just slain a woman. All is well." - TommyInnit ("Just killed a woman. Feeling good.")
"Master Tomathy, are we knaves? Are we the villains of this grand tale?" - Wilbur ("Tommy, are we the bad guys?")
"Thou wish'st to be remembered as a hero? Then perish as one!" - Technoblade ("You wanna be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one!")
"If I cannot be blamed of laughter, then upon my honor, I shall be blamed of tears." - Fundy ("If I can't make people laugh, then I'll make them cry.")
"Doomed! Doomed from the moment of inception!" - Eret ("It was never meant to be")
"If the path of blood be the only choice, then I walk it with bold stride." - Technoblade ("There's no other way. I choose blood.")
"Behold the pickax in my hand! It shall rearrange thy mouth!" - Technoblade ("I have a pickax and I'll put it through your teeth!")
*Quick aside: Techno is just SO quotable, it's incredible. It's what he gets for being an english major :)*
"Art thine eyes blinded? Dost thou not behold history circling back upon itself as before?" - Technoblade ("Don't you see what's happening? Don't you see history repeating itself?")
"When next the sun rises, it will rise on a world unfamiliar to its ancient eyes." - JSchlatt ("This place is gonna look a lot different tomorrow.")
"Give us liberty or give us death." - Wilbur ("We would rather die than give in to you and join your SMP.")
"Hades opens his arms to me and I am drawn into his warm embrace." - Ranboo ("There I go. Down to hell.")
And finally, my favorite one:
"For all their stark differences, the people of the world share a common tongue, though they realize it not. It is the language of the beasts in the wood, the language of fists and blades, of strength and domination. We speak this language, too." - Technoblade ("The only universal language is violence, and we've spoken that language.")
Comment or message me with quotes you'd like to see done, or repost and add your own :)
The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.
To turn it off
go to the eShop
go to your profile where your funds and account info is
go down to the bottom of the page
there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”
select the Change
select “Don’t Share”
Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.
pissing myself at newsnight showing the list of mps who have resigned with boris johnson's face in the background played to a dramatic rendition of bittersweet symphony like he personally murdered each and every one of them
“But I wasn’t farming potatoes for profit, I was farming them for honor, for glory.”
Potato War 1: “But what could I do? Farm potatoes by hand?” Literally the first sentence of Potato War 2 “So I was farming potatoes by hand-”
Technoblade trying to figure out how to defeat his enemies and his first two thoughts are Research and then Sabotage
He knew that the cost of finishing the potato wars instead of collaborating with Dream was hitting his next milestone (3 mil) and he still did it
He sold like all of this special items just so that he could sell them to buy fucking potato minions
“Whitelisted wha do you want fro me”
He single handedly crashed the market price for potatoes
Bought an alt to infiltrate squid-kid’s anti-Technoblade guild
Named the alt “potato” in french
He says that he joined smp earth to throw off squid kid. Is this a joke? Does anyone know?? Like he would do that but also what the fuck?
Figured out that he could use his skeleton horse pet to trample squid kid’s crops but didn’t because he’s a good person it was inefficient
Had over 5x as much productivity farming potatoes by hand as squid kid.
Not because squid is lazy, just bc Technoblade is a legend
Ah yes, the stages of escalation in the Potato War:
Research
Sabotage
Espionage
Psychological warfare
Propaganda
Torture
Grief
Psychological warfare is allowed but bullying is NOT if you say something mean about squid-kid Technoblade will personally show up in your closet at night like a sleep paralysis demon
The amount of math and genuine usage of the scientific method in minecraft shouldnt be allowed
HE IS BUT A PUPPET, AND I THE PUPPETEER
death note who
people thought technoblade was botting bc he was that dedicated
All I’m saying is that if you are a new Technoblade fan and you haven’t seen the Potato Wars you’re missing out on an incredibly important part of his channel and you should liveblog it because i want to laugh at your reactions
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