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so update and remake cuz the post is real long but basically my nonblack roommate turned into a karen and threatened to out me as a swer to our landlord then threatened the cops and changed her story about our altercation to say i tried to kill her

so a bitch gotta go

i paid a security deposit on a new place today! (1/17/2022) but I need first months rent and my prorated rent for the place i'm at now cuz i will be moving feb 8th

i need help school is fuckin w my financial aid and sw has been difficult due to my living situation any help is appreciated

cashapp: $unfriendlyblackwitch

venmo: @unfriendlyblackwitch

paypal.me/cispicious

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NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

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🍒cute things lers do!!

🍒When they call themselves the Tickle Monster. 🍒When they tell you to keep still or else, but they know no matter how hard you try you can’t. 🍒When they make you agree, admit, or ask for things by just tickling you. 🍒When they pin you down or tie you down and say, “Aw, you poor ticklish little thing..” OR “Look at you, all helpless… Nothing you can do about it.” as they tickle you. 🍒When any spot on your body isn’t clothed or is peaking out, they take advantage of it. (Example: You’re shirts riding up? You’re getting tummy and side tickles. You’re wearing a tank top? You bet your ass your armpits are being attacked.) 🍒When they’re completely merciless, just ruthless. 🍒When they’re cute and cuddly, making you squirm around with soft tickles like… Spider tickles, prodding and poking, soft tummy squeezes, tickling your feet while you kick and squirm and they follow.. 🍒When they give that smirk. 🍒When they sneak up behind you and wrap their arms around your waist and spider tickle or squeeze your sides 🍒When they ask you, “What’s the matter?” “What’re you laughing for?” “What’s so funny?!” OR “Stop laughing!” “I’m being serious and you’re giggling?” “I can’t understand you when you’re laughing.” 🍒When they laugh with you because your laughter is just so adorably contagious. 🍒When you’re out in public at the store and they give your hips a squeeze or when you’re at a restaurant and they squeeze your thigh/knee. 🍒When they wiggle their fingers at you, knowing what it does. 🍒When they say your name, your nickname or just anything all slow and sing-like or serious.. 🍒When they find a really good spot and they one, point it out like, “Oooh, I think we found a sweet spot!” two, they make you completely weak with it, or three, cause the most uncontrollable laughter. 🍒When you’re super bratty, run from them, or basically just do anything to make them say, “You just made it that much worse for yourself.” OR “You’re really crossing the line.” 🍒When they get that serious tone in their voice just from you calling them a name, disagreeing, or just saying something they don’t like. 🍒WHEN THEY SAY THAT THEY MAKE THE RULES/IT GOES THEIR WAY OR “I’m sorry, what? Since when do you get to make those calls?” “Do you think you’re in any position to be doing that?” 🍒When you try and hold back your laughter and they go into a full attack on that one spot that really gets you until you just burst. 🍒When they have you pinned down and you’re a flustering mess and they just continue to tease you about it, like.. “D‘aww, look at you… No where to go, no where to hide.. An adorable blushing mess.” 🍒 OR WHEN THEY HAVE YOU PINNED/TIED DOWN AND YOU CANT HIDE YOUR FACE FROM THE BLUSHING, GIGGLING/LAUGHING, OR SMILING MESS AND THEY JUST POINT IT OUT. 🍒Honestly, anything they coo at you about. 🍒When they give you nibbles and/or raspberries and make nom sounds or growling sounds. 🍒When they give you soft, sleepy tickles. 🍒When they tickle you for either a punishment or a reward. 🍒When you make them chase you. 🍒When they call you a, “Ticklish little lee.” OR a “Ticklish little girl/boy.” 🍒Honestly, just when you know that they love to tickle you…crave to tickle you and hear your beautiful laughter that supposedly makes their fucking heart beat. 🍒When they start tickle fights or wrestling and let you think you’re gonna win… But you don’t..

🍒Feel free to add on if you can think of anymore!

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That gap I-

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forgiveness doesn't require reconnection.

read that again.

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“Kevin meeting one of the foster kittens”

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The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

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“Photographic trail of a minor planet.” A short history of astronomy.1898.

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Favorite one by far😭😭

Hungry Eyes

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Summary: Spencer is tired of hiding your relationship. 

A/N: The idea for this fic came from a lovely anon that requested a fic based on She’s So Nice by Pink Guy. I also drew inspo from Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen (strange mix, but stay with me here.) So basically, a lot of Dom!Spencer goodness. I’d like to say a huge thank you for almost 1k followers, because wow. I never imagined 5 people would actually want to read my writing. I love you all, and I hope you all enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Let me know if you’d like to be tagged in future works!

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem! Reader

Warnings: swearing, jealousy, degradation, spitting, slapping, oral sex (male and female receiving), spanking, vaginal penetration, unprotected sex

Word Count: 5.5k

           “That is one fine piece of ass. Don’t think I could get any work done with a sweet little thing like that prancing around my precinct,” mutters yet another sleezeball detective, beady eyes trained on you like a lion might study their prospective prey. It’s moments like these that Spencer has to remind himself that patience is a virtue – that he must bite his tongue because he’s at work and that means he has to act professional. Even if those around him don’t seem capable of affording him the same luxury.

           So, it’s with a clenched jaw and all the self-restraint that he can muster that Spencer forces himself to focus on the task at hand. Because Spencer is a professional, and there are more pressing matters that demand his undivided attention. The detective could be dealt with later – in the form of a complaint to the higher ups. But for now, patience.

           Usually, this wouldn’t be a problem. Years on the job had taught Spencer to remain level headed no matter the circumstance. Usually, Spencer could tune out the locker room talk in favor of immersing himself into the case. But when it came to you, or rather, people who dared to look upon you with eyes laden with lustful intentions, Spencer had a rather short fuse.

           It happens often, and he supposes that he shouldn’t be surprised. You’d certainly turned his head the first time he was fortunate enough to lay eyes on you. He’d nearly broken his neck trying to steal another glimpse of you as you walked past him on your way to Emily’s office on your first day. No one would ever describe Spencer Reid as forward, but on that day, he was the most brazen he’d ever been.

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bestie i hope you heal from the things you don’t share with anyone

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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My sides hurt this has no business being this funny

A Collection

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“This little guy always bring dried seed to trade for some nuts”

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She caught a feather

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