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the demons are on my side

just got shown a cover of the song that inspired the deadly heswyn au where the singers' personas in the video are a redhead and someone with white hair

#💭 — musings.

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wale up babe, it's time to be conflicted about which lore is canon

#💭 — musings. #⭐ — fridge.

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Fun fact for years my brother has been trying to gaslight myself into believing I love Ed Sheeran and that I have the fattest crush on him (I do not)

However,,, a different Ed,,, /silly

you got gaslighted into loving the wrong ed

#💬 — just chatting.

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this should be a badge of honor since i rarely assign this au to my original pairings

anyway before we take off i had a new au idea while i was suffering in the food court from abdominal cramps

heswyn au where berry has to kill hes ☺💞

#💭 — musings.

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anyway before we take off i had a new au idea while i was suffering in the food court from abdominal cramps

heswyn au where berry has to kill hes ☺💞

#💭 — musings.

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GOD DAMN IT ROOKIE I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT ABOUT UNCLE ED WHEN I HEARD THE PLANE PLAYING SHAPE OF YOU

#💭 — musings.

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I BROUGHT MY FUCKING FRIDGE WITH ME ON THIS TRIP BUT NOTHING'S COMING

#💭 — musings.

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What if I forcibly bring you back to life /aff

all it takes is [REDACTED]

#💬 — just chatting.

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It’s a civic duty to bully him a little /silly /lh

at this point i don't think our bullying is little anymore

#💬 — just chatting. #fucking end me i have walked 13k steps and counting today #i am walking in the mrt station as we speak

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Are you sure he has class /silly /nm

side eyeing his mom and dad rn

#💬 — just chatting.

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Me, not seeing the Chad part of the meme: yeah virgin sounds about ri-

Me after seeing it: oh-

our theo may be a whore but he at least has some class

#💬 — just chatting.

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oh hestia if only you were alive in the modern world to see this

#💭 — musings. #⚔️ — division dread. #⚔ — hestia.

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Take Theodore and put him in an aquarium

who the fuck is theodore /hj

#💬 — just chatting. #the virgin theodore #the chad theodorus

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IM GONNA PRETEND I DIDNT SEE THAT AND LOOK AT THE PRETTY FLOWERS INSTEAD

#💬 — just chatting. #THIS IS MISINFORMATION

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No no I’m gonna give him boobs

this is the only headcanon i do not approve, arthen does NOT have mommy milkers cause all the meat went to his ass

#💬 — just chatting.

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Don’t tempt me i will give him boobs

sorry all the meat went to his ass

#💬 — just chatting.

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Okay fine

Me and arthen

next time on the dnd campaign..... /silly

#💬 — just chatting.