we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.
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shit shit shit it's march i forgot to promote this print to yall:
read it carefully lol it's the callout of Caesar
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best thing i ever accepted about people is that most people are just kind of gross like, physically
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What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?
Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”
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Little fucking guy alert!!
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okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.
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sorry for not responding to your texts sooner. i was busy trying to feel real
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When people are talking about Catholicism’s positive contributions to human culture they’re referring to BDSM
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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams
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god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)
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if you can't handle me at my worst (oversharing so uncomfortably on the dash that everyone simply pretends Not to See) then you don't deserve me at my best (reblogging pretty images, funny posts, meaningful literature quotes)
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Once again, we do not accept "aita for feeling" submissions here, please stop sending them.
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