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Does anyone read what I put on here? If so, do yourself a favor and watch this!!

This getting intercepted by a teacher = life over :-X Everything Sucks! is now streaming! Only on Netflix. 

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Mid-February

This year I’m going to do some things to improve my health. It’s not in a bad place... yet. Basically this would be preventative care because I turn 39 this month and turning 40 will kick my mental ass and wouldn’t it be nice to be healthier at 40 than I have been in my 30s aka an entire decade without excerise and the birth of three kids.

Sooo... currently the plan is to start mid-February because I’m a weirdo with issues and don’t want to be all resolution-ey so I decided to wait 6 weeks when 88% of resolutions have failed and then I’ll get to work.

#always rebel #stay weird #olding

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The Beige Ham Slider

The Beige Chicken is here to ruffle some feathers and commit things most foul. IT’S TIME TO WING IT, JABRONIS. 

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This week, coinciding with Mental Illness Awareness Week, we’re publishing a full lineup dedicated to exploring stories of mental health, illness, and treatment, as well as expert-sourced tips that can help anyone feel a little more okay. No matter your relationship with your own mental health, we hope that this week, we can equip you with a few more tools you didn’t have before, share a few more stories you hadn’t heard — and as always, keep the conversation going.

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I'm still around. I needed to come back and reconnect with "friends". Feeling pretty down with the latest. Will it ever get better or only worse?

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Yes. I like to think I just put her to bed.

somewhere in the United States right now is the first woman president. she is watching this unfold and she is making plans. 

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i’m biting my goddamn nails, househunting

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The office staff decorated while I was out of town. This is my view from my office. I feel like I'm being sent a message, but I can't figure it out.

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I know what I'm doing this summer.

#cookbooks #yeah right

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Done.

Not a lot to ask!

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When the casserole on point

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via tamerkattan4real

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I'm not sure what I like less; doing laundry or wearing men's underwear.

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Found this morning when I got into work. I feel like some member of the office mafia is sending me a message.

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Totes. I was so upset I was going to quit watching the show.

American Idol

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. SHIT. MAN.

#but it's the last season so my stand means nothing #idol #american idol