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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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you ever notice how there's no special hat for scientists

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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radiohead ceep lyrics i know it

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Abuse of garlic powder comes as no surprise

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Ducks don't actually know how to swim they just look for the water that's thick enough to stand on and put on their little show, which of course I no longer fall for

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the doctor says if this gets 5 million notes i can get a new body

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You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

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Elves often think about the ruins...

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#<- #BELLA GOTH⁉️⁉️⁉️

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harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"

#de

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brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

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