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THIS GUY ☝️👇☝️👇☝️👇 honours the COCK 😤😤👏👏💯💯💯

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this is my multiverse of madness

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SCREAMING

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goddammit guys she killed the skinny white boy. there's no coming back from this one

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So, yknow how historical figures sometimes have nicknames or titles they're referred to by? Like Queen Mary I being known as Bloody Mary. I was thinking about what Kipperlilly would be known as in the history of Solace.

Picture if you will you're a citizen of Solace reading a history book or wikipedia-esque article about one the legendary Bad Kids' worst enemies and this is what the intro says:

Kipperlilly Copperkettle also known as Kipperlilly Copperpetal, Copperlilly Kipperpetal, Cippergililly Kepperpetal, Kipperface Pennybottle, Kindlesnap What's-her-face, Kettlechip Krispy-kreme, Clamface Cunthead, Cottoncandy Bitchfuck, Mollykiggins Kippermedley, Milky River, Biscuit, and Littledoggy Girlcollar. She is also sometimes referred to as The Clerickiller. It's unclear whether or not she was actually a teenage halfling girl or just four different dogs.

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Look we're all raggin on her, but can you imagine how shocking it would have been for Kipperlilly to see Kristen eat a raw eyeball and then suddenly be able to perceive her entire plan

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Helio wouldn't let that happen

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My favorite part about the Last Stand fight is that the Ratgrinders could absolutely never do it. The actual audacity they think they're better than the Bad Kids when the worst monster they've ever fought was a fuckin rodent.

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We’re onto you smosh

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- April fool's, 2024: Shourtney wedding.

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As a bitch who can’t spell it is so hard writing Good Omens fic.

Why does Aziraphale have so many fucking letters

#good omemes #good omens fic

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Sure sex is great, but have you ever tricked your DM into commanding you to go into a rage, which you know will end both the charm and fear effects on you?

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Hey, them's the breaks.

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when i say kristen applebees has insane older sister energy what i actually mean is that she is haunted and has the exact same vibes as spencer from icarly

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An unhinged man pretending to be rat I love him so much

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kristen you are so strong cuz if i found out my ex’s new girlfriend was just a carbon copy of me except with money i would kill myself

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official kristen x gertie ship name has to be beesbees and i refuse to entertain anything else