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twitching cocks in tight panties leaking cum through the fabric tonight queen?

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support trans people.

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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one day me and my friends were out walking around town and there are like almost no crosswalks along most of the area we were in so we had to jaywalk to get from point a to point b multiple times. we just bolted across the road like the teenage hooligans we were. only one car stopped for us and they didn't even really need to. i've noticed most cars will just veer a little to the side in order to pass a pedestrian rather than stop for the pedestrian. what's up with that? the pedestrians aren't the ones who will get in trouble if you hit them, why are you driving like they will? it's stupid and we need to implement safer ways to move around roads.

and my town actually doesn't have very many sidewalks, just a few right at the crosswalks. and there's literally schools at every fuckin corner of the town with kids who walk home. children. i don't just mean teenagers. i mean elementary school kids. middle school kids. and there's not enough crosswalks or sidewalks for that.

So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.

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i had a teacher tell me (and the class) once that he didn't know where "fill in c" came from but statistically speaking the answer is more likely to be b than c. my math teacher said instead of filling in c when you didn't know just fill in b and there's a higher chance it's right. i did that and almost 7 times out of 10 the answer has been b. it's like the c option was true for jr high n middle school but b was true for high school.

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what do you mean you didn’t name yourself? somebody else just GAVE you that name?

cis people are so fucking weird

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percy and annabeth: *fully clothed, innocently cuddling, both sound asleep*

frank:

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percy has been called smart by hazel, reyna, and annabeth (twice).

to say he’s actually dumb is to disagree with those three women. and if you are disagreeing with 3 of the most knowledgeable, capable, and badass characters in the series… what are you even doing?

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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email

And his professor responded with this

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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texting my lawyer brother like a normal person

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Joining the war on aros on the side of the aros

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i desperately need to see the big three kids kick ass together. give me a scene where they don't hold back as they turns the tides against the enemy in the blink of an eye. give me the scenes of other demigods watching in awe and horror at how easily the big three kids take out a threat. give me the scenes that show us why the big three kids aren't a force to be reckoned with. give reason to the forbidden children.

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Tumblr users the second we're left alone with a stupid button.

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.