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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Link to the PDF here

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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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I don't have a deviated septum, but I'm starting to tape my nose like a lil piggy when I go to bed, and I breathe so much better

#deanne says things #deanne is just apparently falling apart or something

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duality of man

#environmentalism

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For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.

#the name leanne was very popular #but my mom didn't like it as is #so she changed a letter like an edgelord #thus i became deanne #but apparently that name is not popular #deanne says things

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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

#small town prairie Canada #lunch break was anarchy #we did what we wanted #we had assigned lunch rooms #but we did whatever

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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