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“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
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i am a proud lurker. i will lurk until my feelings get hurt, and once that happens i stop
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This is truly a historic year. We’re either going to elect a woman, a Jew, the Zodiac Killer, or the start of the Fourth Reich.
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My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me
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the ballad of me and my brain // the 1975
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Confirmed.
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Why does Chris Christie sound like a teenage girl in 2004 telling someone to “talk to the hand"
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men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting
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THSI IS THE FUNNIEST GIF I’VE EVER SEE N
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