i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me
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Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch
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happy pride to the jarls of skyrim and the way they sit on their thrones.
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shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this
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Sick burn bro
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Can he send just like one tweet right now just one tweet I’m begging
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if i climbed an electrical pylon tower they would recognise my lover's heart and whimsical nature and allow me to ascend without turning my body into a charred conduit for their immense power
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Watch trump's punishment be a 20,000$ fine or some similar slap on the wrist.
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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
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