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me: only deep and meaningful lyrics get to me

lana: my pussy tastes like pepsi cola

me:

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The amount of times I've typed 'Borgia: Blood and Gold' instead of 'Borgia: Faith and Fear' is approximately every single time always

#fandom collision #blood and gold is a novel in the Vampire Chronicles #Renaissance Italy features in both #I'm easily confused #this post will be relevant to probably none of you

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be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods

#I am #I'm the Peak District cryptid

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“That well-dressed fellow in the corner? We call him the Gentleman Thief. Why, just last year, he single-handedly stole more than 40 gentlemen.”

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@cydare

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

#tag yourself I'm the terrifying monstrosity

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

#keeps me in work #thank you beer

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I sometimes wish that I hadn't listened to music in the early 00s so that when I'm making a mixtape and trying to keep it tasteful I'm not tempted to put HIM on it

#I'm actually not sorry at all and wish that current popular music matched my Aesthetic #I am still exactly this melodramatic

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#yes yes yes

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Red hair don't care

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I thought this scene needed to be gifed, so I gifed it.

#tagging: customers

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Imagine your favorite historical figure in a bad cosplay of their own favorite historical figure

#Byron cosplaying Lucrezia..? #I'd love to see that

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Signs up everywhere in my area: flood warning

People in my area: time to race each other down the river on rafts we made ourselves! wheeEEEE

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#death #Carrie Fisher #I can't believe it

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Now that I've escaped from my family I'm watching 'let me in' which is set in winter and therefore absolutely a Christmas movie I might make it a tradition

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I know I've been very quiet recently, and the last time I spoke with some of you, I wasn't in an emotionally stable place. I just want to let you know that I've been extremely busy, but the new blog that I'm going to switch to should be up and running by the new year. Also, I'm doing well. Incredibly, better than ever well. So happy I could scream well, as surprising as that might be. So, I apologise for the break in correspondence, I've just had a lot going on Happy holidays, everyone! I hope you all get wonderful gifts and that your families aren't too obnoxious

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One of my friends lives in central London and I can stay more or less whenever I want to as long as I book the time off work, so please let me know when you're settled and have some free time so we can plan something :)

@peredhel London, or just outside of. For my airline work :(((

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I'd like to thank Mac Cosmetics for wonderfully hiding the fact that I was 95% liquor in the small hours of this morning

#the other 5% was regret #I hoard any product with the word 'illuminating' on it to try and hide my sins #also because if you're this pale 'unearthly glow' is probably the best thing to aim for