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they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects

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hugging this dog would be heavenly

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tf is he pouting like this for…………… grown ass man. over two centuries old

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.

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based on that b99 scene

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googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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from bdg’s instagram story

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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