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unmistakable scent of bloodlust radiating off the priest as i make the communion wafer appear from behind his ear for the sixth time, to the endless delight of the congregation

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i have to say like... 500 hail mary's because i was trying to say "the king james version of the bible" and i said "the james charles version of the bible"......... yipes

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Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

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when ppl try to start shit on your blog

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Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

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I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

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My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween

Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~

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Reblog with the game that got you into gaming.

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A pet peeve of mine is seeing cryptid lists that include native creatures. Because they’re not cryptids.

Cryptids are creatures born out of local myths and urban legends, who likely are false.

Our creatures are not these things. They are creatures we know to exist. That we have come across, and have interacted with, and know.

There’s a reason my family doesn’t talk about the cold and being hungry when outside in the cold. There’s a reason other natives do the things they do. Because these creatures are real to us.

This goes for the W*ndigo, skinwalkers, Thunderbirds, etc.

Stop calling them cryptids.

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had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

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I wish I could

things you can do at any stage in life:

love yourself

have a fresh start

go back to school

recover

make new friends

fall in love

go to therapy

learn a skill

discover your passion

repair relationships

change the world

find a new hobby

be happy

it isn’t too late for you. you’ll be okay. there’s no time limit on happiness.

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Me in Spanish class.

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im going to fucking die

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The whole self love thing is good and all but some people can’t fathom being loved. They can’t imagine there being anything good about them. So they can’t simply just stop doing unhealthy things, there’s a process.

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Heh.. pretty fitting. Especially right now.

my friend made a uquiz & it is beautiful and i got called out SO HARD

#im trapped and dont know what to do #please help me

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*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*