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i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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children who know climate change is going to fucking murder them: hey we can’t vote but we’re trying our best to not die, please consider the green new deal if you want children to live as old as you are.

US Senator Dianne Feinstein to literal children:

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Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

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je suis sick of this shit

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keep an eye on your man..or else the next thing u know he’s having H2O for dinner and dat ass for dessert….

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oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

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Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

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[Retweet]

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me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

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Game Night (2018) dir. John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein

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If Congress members can’t get by on $174,000/year without taking money from special interests why do we entrust them to handle our collective finances? These people may not be all that good with money.

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Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

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