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nine inch nails is noise music to people who've never heard noise music. "dishwasher noises" he is SINGING and there is KEYBOARD and GUITAR. they literally got their start playing live, get real.
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"magic circle but the writer ran out of space" will never not be funny
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension
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We could lose ourselves and….
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”Oh I’m not leaving”
(siblings)
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
jeef berky
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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave
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