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no churn vanilla w/passion fruit curd and coconut streusel.

#if i had a dick it wouldve twitched #look at it #🥵🥵🥵

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ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

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"he can do no wrong" well actually i think he did a lot of wrong things, and that's specifically what attracted me to him in the first place

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new uquiz omg. what kind of warmth are you? been working on this forever pls take it <3

#UM #whhhhyyy did this quiz just decide to hurt my fucking feelings lol #i am both touched and annoyed that i kind of want to take this to heart #😭😭😂

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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

#*laughs in slipped disc*

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I bought a book with extremely modern and relatable translations of Sanskrit poetry from 2,000 years ago

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I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

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i love it when a building is alive they should do that more. i want to put my ear to the wall and hear a heartbeat

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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Girls will be like “oh I’m just running quick some errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too