phlyaros

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Im cooking 3 star some shit in a pan putting it in front of you and eating the mcdonalds bad meal myself

The difference between loving food and loving eating is real okay i can plan a rant about how important your sandwich's layers are to the flavor om the drop but ask me to put a food item in my mouth and i will do it but very boredly

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The difference between loving food and loving eating is real okay i can plan a rant about how important your sandwich's layers are to the flavor om the drop but ask me to put a food item in my mouth and i will do it but very boredly

#i dont want to EAT a sandwich. i want to MAKE a sandwich. in my mind's eye #phlyaros' nonsense

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What do homosexual computers fantasize about?

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i like laios a lot so i doodled him in a bikini armour

#ohh

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David Alvarado - Cigarettes and frustration

#brutuscore

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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

#gordoncore

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Violence and killing

#local fool slow roasts himself in his room for a week and wonders why he cant think #phlyaros' nonsense

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what if we all ate dried blood together

#phlyaros' nonsense

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kofi request: "The guys from lethal company cluelessly about to get eaten by the blind dog from that game"

#he's ass....

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots

#coughs

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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Being human is about being an animal that may choose to wear a sweater