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I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

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Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

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Beautiful and scary; that’s so Pokemon.

Alolan Mirrored Series, by Devin Kirtz.

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When you’re home and the mailman doesn’t knock and leaves the package at the door

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jongin singing a kids’ confession song for exo-ls (org. song, trans)

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jongin turning into a whiny baby after getting wet ;u;

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Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

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so good… so pure….

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