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Apparently if a warrant is issued, it will be for crimes against humanity

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by far the harshest truth ive ever had to come to terms with is that many people genuinely have absolute dogshit taste and that is, technically, not a crime

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Hey guys maybe before you call a trans man ‘fem-presenting’ check to see if they are actually purposefully being gnc. Because if you call me ‘fem presenting’ just because I am visibly trans and visibly have boobs I’m going to maul you.

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fabius bile is somehow top 5 baldest characters in 40k despite there being many more characters with less hair

It’s the hairstyle. It makes the bald parts of his head look five times as bald, thus making him balder than if he was just hairless. It’s like that one picture of Combover Horus someone on here drew. He’s somehow even more uncomfortably bald because of the addition of scant hair framing the bald bits.

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i'm late but

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No offense but please don't call Jack Black hot.

why would you say no offense and then go on to offend me 

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Narinder’s April Fools prank on the bishops

Im slightly iffy on my design for Nari when he’s a god. I might tweak it so there can be a tiny bit more gold included.

Versions without text and blur!

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What do conductors even do like actually

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Hobie 🎸

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cheesed to meet you

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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oh ok. the dwarves in dungeon meshi live in a steampunk world. good to know. But i love the juxtaposition between elves using magic birds to communicate while the dwarves have straight up telephones

and the gnomes are hopelessly dependent on the orb

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opinion on smug jug

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Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep