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phosphenes-blog · 11 hours
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phosphenes-blog · 13 hours
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daily self-affirmations 💕
my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti
i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium
i am not trapped in the time loop
i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ
i am not trapped in the time loop
i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
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phosphenes-blog · 19 hours
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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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phosphenes-blog · 21 hours
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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phosphenes-blog · 1 day
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Some Maximus sketches. (And a Lucy!) Trying to wait until I doodle spoilers 😅
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Cannot get enough of these two. I just want them to be happy. (´ε` )♡
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phosphenes-blog · 2 days
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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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phosphenes-blog · 4 days
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
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phosphenes-blog · 4 days
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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phosphenes-blog · 4 days
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No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*
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phosphenes-blog · 4 days
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It's insane how casually the calls to end a genocide, not just the students in Columbia University but pro Palestinian views in general, are labelled as terrorists. The audacity to still publicly support Israel's actions even after the horrific bombings these last months and then turn around to say that the ones who oppose it are violent anti semites is just baffling
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phosphenes-blog · 4 days
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When the rest of the world looks at the united states right now, we see a government who sends billions to support genocide but cannot help their own people starving on the streets.
We see a police force who won't go in to save children from school shootings, but deploy at a rapid rate to arrest peaceful protestors using their right to free speech to protest a genocide
America, you are a war mongering snake eating your own tail. You will protect and support war criminals in another country but let your own people starve and die
To the students bravely protesting now, we see your strength. We see what we saw when students protested the Vietnam War. We have faith you will prevail
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phosphenes-blog · 4 days
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"May thy riot gear chip and shatter"
Seen inside the occupied Portland State University library, where student protesters are preparing for a police raid
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