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this is… so pure

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Americans having discourse abt pineapple on pizza are so blissfully unaware of the nightmare that is swedish banana pizza

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space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky

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shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

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tr*mp just FIRED THE ACTING ATTORNEY GENERAL for saying she wouldn’t defend the immigration ban in court because she didn’t think it was legal. SHE WAS FIRED FOR DISSENTING. SHE WAS FIRED FOR DOING HER JOB. REMEMBER THIS. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A PUBLIC PURGE OF DISSENTERS.

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all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

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Note: This is not mine, but I haven’t seen it on Tumblr, and the original blog post is not on Tumblr so I can’t reblog it but I want to share it.

I’ve found this streak calendar that’s to help people start new habits, like exercising, meditating, studying, etc. The idea is to not break the chain. I think I’m going to try to print one, or make my own.

You can download this one here (the original blog post).

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reblog while u still can

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thanks duolingo but i know that one

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when a long-haired actor cuts his hair

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He’s too pure for this world. (via Beavs)

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me when I catch myself being negative

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Three cheers for these guys [x]