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Meg Masters everyone...
women that if- women that if they stabbed me id say yes please and thank you
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oh me too
I think my issue is I post with the goal of getting attention rather than posting from my soul
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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth
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btw i think if you tried to explain politics to Winnie the Pooh he wouldn't really get it & then if you went on explaining he'd be like 'why can't we all just be nice to each other' and you'd be like you got me there Pooh. I just don't know. :(
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one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard
do with this information what you will
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no get your own. loser
while you studied the blade
I studied the blade too we were classmates
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for reference kiki and bouba respectively
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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else
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fuckfuckfuckfuck odysseus struggling years almost a decade to get home but the journey changed him so much that his wife no longer reconizes him, his son never knew him, changed to himself fuck
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while you studied the blade
I studied the blade too we were classmates
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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brutalia is back 🥹🥹🥹😭
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Justice League: we need someone to break into this Juvenile Prison for this mission, but none of our kid heroes can do it because we don’t want them to get a criminal record in their civilian identities! Is there anyone who could go undercover as a kid and get arrested so we can get the intel from the prison?
Billy, was actively running away from the cops when he was called into this meeting, already has a criminal record, DEFINITELY knows the layout of this juvie: uh hey guys did you know I have UH shapeshifting powers?
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The thing about Bruce is
He does not turn towards jason and see a 6'4 giant made of muscle
He sees his tiny baby that likes books and enjoys eating chocolate and hides that he likes head pats
Bruce being so massive and built that when someone says Jason’s a big guy Bruce is just like 🥺 what are you talking about, that’s my kid.
(He doesn’t see the scary Red Hood. He sees Jason who cried after reading The Road in class, who drinks spicy food with milk, and doesn’t like tea if it isn’t Alfred’s)
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i think about this a lot
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wondering ab women
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