on the one hand, extremely funny to get told โget helpโ by a fortune cookie, on the other, i canโt believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them
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they faces killing me why nobody gaf
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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ok u caught me iโm stupid
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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncรฉ that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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do not get used to the freak's stare
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Think about this quote like all the time and how it really undermines so much shit in capitalism
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There are two fires..
I'm probably somewhere closer to cartoonish.
when you can be a little baby and a strong beast..
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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works
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