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this may be the greatest thing in history, or at least this month

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obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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Says you when I was twelve I also couldn’t write anything without giving up after half a page. It was only upon realizing I could be drunk at 1AM did I actually start writing.

i have an undiagnosed anxiety disorder.

Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on

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why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

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current obsession is this dude on tiktok who works at a pizza shop and films all his videos as if they were david lynch outtakes

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Blue Stadtbad Mitte "James Simon"  -   Eline Brontsema

Dutch, b. 1988 -

Woodcut, 68.2 x 51.3 cm

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brienne of tarth is such an important character in asoiaf. she carries so much of the thematic weight of the books, especially her affc arc. every time i see someone calling asoiaf ‘grimdark’ and ‘cynical’ i just think they don’t know about brienne of tarth. they don’t know about i am coming for you lady sansa. be not afraid. i shall not rest until i’ve found you. they don’t know about she had no chance against seven, she knew. no chance, and no choice. wow. their lives must be so sad and empty

#She’s my favorite #i hope in winds she sings to Lady Stoneheart #so she may find some semblance of rest #i also hope she punches Littlefinger in the dick but that’s less narratively important

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love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon

and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything

edit:

to me he looks like this

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DIPPERGOOLY DOGGYKENNEL I DEFENDED YOU. I WAS SO READY FOR YOU TO NOT BE EVIL. CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME

#Statistically when you bet on four dogs at least three of them are gonna lose

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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

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“I’m going to drive through Appalachia, should I be scared of the inbred hill folk and the cryptids? 😱😱😱😱” no bitch, be scared of sliding off a mountain into a valley and not being found for months or years.

#Be scared of throwing up from motion sickness from winding mountain roads #And getting stuck behind a tractor on a one lane road for an hour #And also your ears popping from the pressure change though thats fine