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aaa...my little Mold Spore

#so shaped #this is honse but for kubrow

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A non-exhaustive list of things that happen in Warframe out of context:

(Spoilers, if you can even tell what I'm talking about)

An ultracapitalist warlord is harrasing cyborg kids for a comic book. You can help the kids by pulling sick skateboard tricks. The reward is a playable magical girl (who also pulls sick skateboard tricks).

A megacorporation has made the stock exchange into a bloodsport.

Your grandad tries to corrupt a computer. The only way to stop him is by jumping into cyberspace and blasting orchestral dubstep at him.

A room on your ship has been taken over by talking cancer cells. This is entirely beneficial to you.

An autistic child figured out who the main antagonist of the universe is. Some people did a cult about it.

The Pope of Capitalism is hiding in his own pocket dimension. You fight him by throwing a disc at ghosts.

Some of the characters you play have built-in weaponry. One of them has a built-in cat.

The alternate reality version of you has been trapped in a storybook fighting a one-person rebellion against a mad child king.

Sometimes you get attacked by the pinnacle of edgelords who is also your grandad's boytoy. He is a pushover, but somehow his disciples aren't.

You gain the ability to own and pilot a big ship. For unexplained reasons the ship is powered by a mummified finger in a jar.

One time you pilot a robot ghost to fight soldiers in space while a ship captain sings a shanty at you.

Turns out your adoptive mother is really your adoptive mother masquerading as your adoptive mother. Her ex blames you for this.

The final objective of a climactic story mission involves you helping your mother fight her abusive ex and preventing the corpse of your grandmother from eating the sun.

The leading scientist of a now long-dead empire has gone missing. You need to help his husband and their three talking pets fight living mannequin arms using a spellbook.

Time travel exists, and its main purpose is to stop Y2K, which actually happened.

#warframe is a coherent game you can understand

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i big thing i miss about old school warframe was being able to blow out ship windows on accident and lock down the room during missions

#old times huh #i remember when we had to do alerts bothbways up hill for 1 alertium

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i big thing i miss about old school warframe was being able to blow out ship windows on accident and lock down the room during missions

#old times huh #i remember when we had to do alerts bothbways up hill for 1 alertium

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I'm probably not the first but a couple things from witw:

1: Why is the Infested in 1999?

2: Arthur is Excalibur. His suit and skillset is identical. Is Excalibur stuck as the frame who was once a man? Arthur is the one who pulled Excalibur from the stone. What is DE planning

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Ah okay. I'd only heard it used wrt women so I didn't know

please reblog!

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Just curious OP, why is Nezha on here? I thought being a woman was a necessity for being a waifu?

please reblog!

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please reblog!

#mesa!!!! her presido skin is sooo good

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#zenurik ftw

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I forgor, Harrow and Khora have bondage. So you can choose Catholic Guilt Bondage or Femdom Bondage

kinks obtained by playing warframe

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Trapped in Hydron rot A for Neo F2's

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Radiant Neo F2 = common drop forma bp

:(

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Ooooh Shad Prime is cooking! Stilĺ need Neo F2's for the Fulmin Prime Reciever then it's Gunsen Time

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I run a 219 duration, 214 strength Mesa with Pillage.

Regulators run a 20.72 rof with a 75% crit chance and 6.3x multiplier.

The issue with Mesa's 1 isn't that it's hard to use, imo, but that it doesnt seem to pair well with her 4.

Got mesa yesterday, she’s pretty good, amazing gunslinger, might subsume her fourth ability though

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I should really look at cracking some of the many vaulted relics I have. Maybe once I have all unvaulted primes I can go through see if I can farm any vaulted primes

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Ah my bad. Sounds good! I would also recommend galvanised diffusion over the regular variant for her regulators.

Got mesa yesterday, she’s pretty good, amazing gunslinger, might subsume her fourth ability though