I have psychic powers!! ..But i’m too dumb to realise when i’m using them! :D
Concept: you get to have a superpower, but you’re really mediocre at it
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i’m not even joking that every gen z knows this meme
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Article 13 has been approved by EU. It’s worse than Net Neutrality has ever been. I don’t even know if we will have any access to Tumblr, Pinterest, Ao3 or even Instagram. Memes are probably dead, just like reactions, fanfictions and gifsets. Everyone in EU is in danger that they will not have access to their favorite sites. But I haven’t seen a SINGLE post about it on my dash because Americans doesn’t give a damn.
Also, I’m in Europe and ngl, had no idea this was even an article up for debate let alone it being fucking passed.
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gimme gimme
Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox
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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
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“Kids are forced to go to pride by their parents and it makes them gay”
When I was a child I was forced to go to the supermarket, Janet. But I wasn’t indoctrinated to become a vegetable.
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If you say:
“I’ve got nothing against gay people but it makes me uncomfortable-” you’re homophobic
“I’m not homophobic, it’s just against my religion-” you’re homophobic
“Not to be homophobic but-” you’re still homophobic
and hozier is going to grow in your garden and bury you while you’re sleeping
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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
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For anyone who still thinks trump isn’t a super villain
He has his own tower
There are two types of people who have towers
1) super villains who have won
2) Tony Stark
And that moldy Cheeto is not Tony Stark
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