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An autistic friend of mine just said this to me “The harder I work at communication the more people expect from me and the less they are willing to compromise.” and it is the most fucking heartbreaking thing I’ve heard.

[pirates-and-ninja-lover]

so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

[pirates-and-ninja-lover]

how?? just how?

[pirates-and-ninja-lover]

I make art about grief again

[pirates-and-ninja-lover]

im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

[pirates-and-ninja-lover]

someone should invent a form of staying in bed and napping all day that also lets me go out for a nice walk in the sunshine

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a fun fact about me is that I make effort noises for things that don't really require effort. I'm like a little video game character

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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

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ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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as each year goes by I feel more and more lost and also more and more like myself

[pirates-and-ninja-lover]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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[pirates-and-ninja-lover]

not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible