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anyone else ever notice that Jeff Denlon takes a layer of clothing off every time he fails a test like he's playing strip saw trap

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adam and eve? more like adam and lawrence haha gaymen i mean amen

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is mark hoffman hot or are you projecting

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i spend so much time thinking about the fact that John literally attempted. he tried a pretty...foolproof way, too. the damage and sadness in that mans soul...

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Good luck, babe !

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GUYS. STOP CALLING LEIGH WHANNELL "the twink from saw"

He's also the twink from cooties, insidious, and the mule!!!

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the movie will be about a drug mule trying not to shit out heroin for a week and a half and there will still be people on tumblr eccentrically trying to prove how its gay. i wonder how leigh whannell feels about all of his gay little movies

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Bitches will be like “leigh SERVED CUNT in this role” and it’s specs from insidious

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okay what if saw…. but mockumentary

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john: I despise killers. killing is distasteful… to me

(camera zooms in on amanda standing next to him, shifting her feet and looking uncomfortably at the ground)

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daniel: heyy

adam: sup kid

daniel and adam: (do an elaborate secret handshake)

daniel: aw yiss

adam: it sure is fun to have friends

mark, who is right there and has murdered all his friends: I hope you explode

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amanda (to herself): I wonder what lynn is doing right now

mark: probably giving her deposition to the police about how you kidnapped her

amanda: yeah maybe she’s talking to agent strahm. unlike you

mark (snapping a pencil in his hand): kill yourself

amanda: do it yourself, coward

john (in the other room): kids please keep the fratricide down. I am trying to work on my torture therapy 10-step plan

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lawrence: adam, may I have a screw please

adam (snickering): at least buy me dinner first, dr. gordon

lawrence (turning red): a SCREW, a METAL SCREW, the construction COMPONENT

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people always draw all the other characters from saw normal but we are out here drawing mark hoffman with steven universe lips.

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I've suffered a fate worse than death, I've got sawtism

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But you didn't want it, Lawrence! So what we got now is Brokesaw Mountain!

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it absolutely SICKENS me that . erm well. the two men in the saw bathroom, they

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saw is literally just some old fucking man going “kids these days…..with their ‘depression’ and their ‘autism’ and their ‘suicidal ideation’….I’ll show ‘em….” and then he makes them have gay sex

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Do I even have to say it