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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

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anyone else learn to write in tolkien's elvish script when they were like 12, proceed to write 2+ years of diary entries in it and then almost entirely forget how to re-translate them? becos uhhh

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this is me all day

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why'd they have chucklefuck looking like a longganisa 😭😭😭

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the difference between a graphic designer and an illustrator

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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

#it took me a seconf lmao

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"what do you do when you're alone for hours on end" watch cartoons and color. some things never change, apparently

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Is time travel but its a loop count? As a time loop?

As in like, going back in time to the same date over & over to try to change the outcome?

If so then yes 100%.

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#2'7“ 😞

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does anybody have a grenade I can use

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Born to start a Kung pow penis chain forced to have moots with based worldviews 😔

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@emily-mooon am I right or am I right

calvin onion suit

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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.

We went there.

*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*

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#dontcha just love it when you're quiet and weird cause you were never taught how to be around ppl so your coworkers assume youre stupid and #talk to you like a child #dont you love it when that happens #cause i do ^^ so much. its the best #how do I even complain abt that #oh no theyre being too nice to me-- fuck that theyre treating me like a kid #i say they. its just one person #i cant even feel justified in being aggravated cause shes genuinely just trying to be nice #maybe im actually just mad at myself for being this way

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so I’ve done research and basically when it comes to drawing Harvey there’s only so many ways people go and so far I’ve concluded this

#eddy spotted