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i hate clocks.

If they make noise i mean

It reminds me of the ones on the beige walls

its colors faded

when i took a seat

every

tick

tick

tick

a constant reminder that soon the door would open

soon i must become stone

not an inch to be moved

not a sound to be made

less i be ordered out into the hallway again

the ringing of florescent lights drowning out

the shuffling of papers

the growing voices

behind a door i'll see no more

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fucking around and finding out since 1969

*plane crash sfx*

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new emotes so goofy for what the helllll ahahaha

also the fsh is scary like why is slink out of the water or erilly like that!! Why the world all orange like that!!

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wat do if Toad makes a Hotel Mario reference

laugh like a lot

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hey soup movie theorists whats this going around about an ambush on rainbow road

care to elaborate *blink blink blink*

#Oh I was so stupid back then ahaha fucking dumbass bitch slapping you

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you daily reminder we still have 2 confirmed musical numbers and no idea about them

#They cut toads song 0/10

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i actually followed u not for kirby i just really liked your art style i dont know a thing ab kirby or toad honestly but zero regrets i just love the look of your drawings theyre awesome

SNIF HIC SOBBING

THANK YOUUFHFHHSJDB IM SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO PROPERLY POST MORE

I SWEAR I DRAW STILL THE SECOND I CAN I WILL DUMP IT ALL

dbdjsbdjsb🥹🥹🥹 thank you for sticking around my silly goofy nonsense

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Never notice how much I use my left arm until I instinctually do certain things and

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My cat ran under my legs as I was walking and I fuckin fell and broke a bowl

rib cage too i suppose but like my fuckin ikea bowl man…

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EXCUSE FUCKIN ME

You can’t just ad a bit from the captain toad theme and think I wouldn’t fucking notice

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My cat ran under my legs as I was walking and I fuckin fell and broke a bowl

rib cage too i suppose but like my fuckin ikea bowl man…

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“the fuck does a quote do idk but i havent used all of tumblrs features yet i wonder..”

— me right now  heehoo

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Lmao the soda slosher is dead TRISLOSHER TIME BAB

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Why were people annoyed by you?

I dunno, i thin it started from a prank someone tried to pull?

lotsa nasty stuff was said but eh what're you gonna do its the internet

although i am curious what they said about me to this day it must have been BAD

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I uh uh uh you're soo annoying I uh. I can't do this [takes off anonymous mask to reveal auburn]

GASP

WHAT

BETRAYAL

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man i kinda miss the random flood of people being annoyed by me in the asks i liked coming up with unfunny responses

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those bitches should have kissed on the mouth at least (1) once