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all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

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Sometimes I wish my dad was never born

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Imagine being loved the way you love

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deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

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scream she might be wise beyond her years

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WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

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hmmm

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Something about being able to eat a fruit without worrying about the mess. Climbing out of the ocean and just biting into the biggest peach of your life and letting it drip all over your face and body. You can just get back into the ocean afterward to rinse off. Freeing.

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A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

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do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

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anyone feel like crying? just watch this video (and be sure to unmute it.)

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small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

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