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kill them with kindness

wrong.

espurr attack.

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Do you guys think if you had salt in your mouth while you kissed the immortal goodra (kalos style) it'd be doomed yuri

#If I had to see this then so do yall

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my flightless salamence has become quite accustomed to scuttling the fuck around. especially in parking lots. she reminds me of a wobbly golf cart with the bow of a sailing ship

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Get purrloin booped, idiot

Hi everyone. I haven't been online in a while. Did I miss anything?

#happy mienfools day /j

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... Should I isekai someone to be bri'ish?

Let's do it how you always do. If this post gets 50 notes, Terezi will isekai someone to be bri'ish (only if you want).

#//ooc post

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It has been

ONE MINUTE

I come back on here only to find Rotumblr has given us a dedicated boop button with a Purrloin

Best feature

#j report

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I come back on here only to find Rotumblr has given us a dedicated boop button with a Purrloin

Best feature

#j report #pokemon irl #real pokemon #irl pokemon

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Hey pro tip everyone: do not turn your back on a wild Druddigon once it faints your whole party. It WILL use pursuit on you.

#Oww... #j report #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #real pokemon #tw pokemon attack

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arceus really thinks it can just do whatever it wants to me with no repercussions, huh? it thinks its so funny? well I'm about to be hilarious

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this blog is now accepting musharna malice 😨

i feel like musharna mail is a great idea, but the way things are now, you can't open it for the funsies without your muse getting sent nightmares, and not everyone wants to opt in to that. sometimes you just want good or weird dreams, and there needs to be a way to make bad things getting sent to your muse opt-in only like there is with other things.

so this is my solution: the malice to the mail. if you want to send a character a dream that's going to distress them, that's musharna malice now and requires the blog to have that specifically open, not just regular musharna mail.

reblog this post instead if you want to spread the word without opting in.

#//ooc: torment!!

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I've been loitering around Castelia for the last several days. Thank you to the two who recommended the Pizza and Café in Nimbasa.

Mostly been holed up in the libraries in Castelia. Annoyingly, there's not much written about the Entralink. What's there is mostly old myths and legends about it.

I've also been trying to use Musharna gas. Since I've started, I've been getting absolutely incoherent dreams. So, at least there's that.

I'm tempted to try and peek into my other self's house.

They won't mind, right? Right.

#j report #pokemon irl #real pokemon #irl pokemon #Muse Mixup Madness #//ooc: yes they will mind

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I haven't been to Unova in actual YEARS, and I crashed landeded right around White Forest. Someone give me food recommendations around Nimbasa and MAYBE Castelia please and thanks

#j report #pokemon irl #real pokemon #irl pokemon #Muse Mixup Madness

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lampent

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In horrible news, I think I'm going back to Unova.

The other me mentioned something called the "Entralink." I've heard the name tossed around before, but it sounded more like a concept than a place.

A place where dreams become physical. If that place really exists, I absolutely have to see it. Even if it doesn't, maybe there's something else there?

#j report #pokemon irl #real pokemon #irl pokemon #Muse Mixup Madness

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Remember that your 'mons have really smoochable foreheads. Always.

#If you aren't prepared to get poisoned when giving your pokemon a little kissie when they want one #Are you sure you're prepared enough as a caretaker?

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// i feel so weird making this kind of post, but id like to ask. could you reblog this post to sort of get me out there in the pkmn irl space? perhaps also to signal to me that i can actually interact with your character? its a bit hard for me to work up the courage to send asks sometimes. thanks! :)

#//ooc reblog #//promo