Bakugo: okay, since we’re living in dorms now, there’s some shit y’all need to know
Iida: it’s good of you to open up, Bakugo!
Bakugo: fuck off, I don’t mean me. I mean about Deku.
Uraraka: shouldn’t he tell us himself? It’s pretty rude to expose his secrets
Bakugo: these aren’t fucking secrets. They’re safety precautions.
Kirishima: so manly that you’re concerned about him!
Bakugo: I’m not. This warning is for *you*. If you don’t listen, it’s not my problem.
1-A, nervous: ...
Bakugo: if you see him out of his room past midnight, do 👏 not 👏 approach 👏 him 👏 and call me immediately. I don’t care if I’m sleeping, wake me up and tell me where he is. Do not approach him.
Midoriya: this is a little dramatic Kacchan
Kaminari: I don’t get it. What’s the big deal?
Bakugo, grimacing: this little shit sleep-fights. It was bad enough when he didn’t use his quirk. I’m telling you for your own health. If you don’t want to spontaneously fucking die, do not interact.
Midoriya: it’s not as bad as it sounds.
Kaminari: I’m sure it’ll be fine dude
——————————One Week Later——————————
Bakugo: what did I tell you?
Kaminari: don’t approach him after midnight
Bakugo, turning to Kirishima: and what did he do?
Kirishima, sighing: approached him after midnight
Bakugo, to Midoriya: and what did YOU do?
Midoriya, tearing up: Detroit smashed him through a wall and destroyed the ground floor of the dorms
Bakugo, back to Kaminari: and where are you now
Kaminari, disturbed: in the hospital after briefly visiting god
We all know that Scout is the fastest in the game, but Medic (and Spy) are faster than average as well.
But unlike Medic, Spy and Scout only carry around relatively little and light gear. So I headcanon that Medic is indeed quite a bit faster than Scout if he takes off all of his heavy equipment.
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i’m working on requests i swear, don’t shoot–
i just got this little idea and knew i had to write it. hope you like the silly fluff <3
ship: felix x ace
warnings: a little suggestive but nothing nsfw
word count: 2100
A few months ago, Felix hadn’t been able to imagine himself ever getting used to essentially being kidnapped into another dimension and doomed to play a horrifying game of hide and seek for all eternity. No matter how much the others had tried to encourage him, he’d been sure he wouldn’t even last a week, so used to his lavish lifestyle in the real world that was a far cry from the constant deathmatches he was now thrown into.
But it’s miraculous just how much the human psyche can withstand. Now, it’s just another day, another trial; sometimes Felix dies gruesomely, sometimes he doesn’t. His body is so used to the pain of hooks and moris and getting slashed and stabbed with every possible choice of weapon that sometimes he barely even feels it.
He doesn’t know whether that’s a blessing or a curse, because with the fear of trials gone, he has way too much time to focus on the other inconveniences of the strange realm they’re stuck in.