HOW DO I OPEN THE PUSSY CHAKRA????????????????
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Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
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Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features
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Ohio State University holding a gun to my head: Oh so you think your Honors material huh? You think you’re so smart? Tell us who you kin
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*minecraft hurt sound plays as i am hit by a car on the freeway*
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Moira: I have this science headcanon-
Mercy: Why can’t you just say “hypothesis” like a normal person?
Moira: … so my science headcanon is-
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She’s looking out for you today
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Things I love about the K/DA music video
-Akali is vandalising an entire train (Eve looks like shes encouraging her)
-Eve straight up tries to murder Kai’sa
-Meanwhile Ahri is just trying to do her laundry in peace
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