*examining the venue* im just saying, if they ARE giants, i think theyll need to raise the mics a bit
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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Frankfurt Airport, Frankfurt, Germany
Also submitted by @peel-this-off
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me going to bed tonight
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hi i dont have anything to say i just wanna post here with you
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thank you journalism
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WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!! WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!! AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO!!! YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT!!!! BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!
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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*
me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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you used to make room for me. under a blanket or in a memory.
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Gold mounted sword, Scythian, 7th century BC
from The State Hermitage Museum, St. Petersburg
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