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all I’m saying is if Billie eilish wanted to make a spicy song and needed real moans she is more than welcome to fuck me in front of a mic and use those

please Billie one chance

#Billie #billie eilish

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HELLO?!?!?!?!

Sleeper build 😌

#chris sturniolo

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Am I trippin or….

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MY MOM MET MARYLOU

Ok hi everyone

I was born in Boston/Cambridge, as well as both of my older siblings.

my sisters birthday is VERY CLOSE to august 3rd.

guess where she was born? guess what year?

I was telling her about my new lip balm and explained the who the triplets were. I also told them they’re from Boston since we are too. I also told her their birthday.

MY MOM AND MARYLOU LITERALLT HAD ROOMS RIGHT NEXT TK EACHOTHER. SHE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HOW SHE REMEMBERS TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO WAS HAVJNG TRIPLETS AND HOW MY MOM RAISED HER TWIN BRITHERS AND WAS GIVJNG HER TIPS.

my jaw is literally on the floor I’m in awe

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo

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i need more sturniolo angst and im not talking about break up angst no i’m talking about heart shattering gut wrenching sobbing on the floor angst LIKE WHERE ARE THOSE FICS????

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I need to rant real quick!!

I’m fucking tired of the smut guys. It’s like every fucking fic I scroll on my tumbler feed is Dick. Dick. Dick. Like i love me some dick but where tf is the fluff and angst. And at this point you guys shove smut so far down our throats it’s become repetitive and mediocre. Like please tone it down! I beg.

Agree lowkey

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im so annoyed with ppl talking abt matt vaping omg 😭😭 im in a gc and none of them vape or probably have never SEEN anyone vape bc they all think he was vaping.

1 that wasnt even a 2 second “hit” so if he WAS vaping he wouldnt have gotten anything

2 …i didnt see anything in his hand…or any smoke… so if theyve magically made a tiny ass vape that doesnt produce visible smoke plz put me on

this fandom makes me giggle sometimes its so embarrassing

It’s just embarrassing like who cares if he vapes or not he clearly wasn’t and if he was it doesn’t matter he’s 21 years old this year

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Boo boo the griddy king calling his pet bronkassurus

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #chris sturniolo texts #chris sturniolo smut #chris sturniolo snaps #sturniolo #nick sturniolo

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GUYS THEY USED TWO OF MY IDEAS 💞💞💞💞💞

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this KILLED ME

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo

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they posted on their story they’re a 10 but here’s what I put in the first 5 minutes

-they talk shit about your family to you

-your dog doesn’t like them

-they don’t fw your friends

-they swear that they don’t dye their hair but it’s like Cherry red

-they have to be on top of every trend

-they make fun of what you like to other people

-they love astrological shit

-they have to be some type of aesthetic at some point

-obsessed with “core”

-only talk in tiktok slang

for the they a 1 but

-they have the same music taste

-make the best pasta

-dog likes them

-siblings love them

-mom likes them

-you can talk to them about anything

-they are super loyal

there’s more but I don’t remember

#sturniolo triplets

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02/07 challenge video thoughts

-I LOVE seeing how affectionate they are “I love you guys”

-hearing Chris call Nick his big brother is so cutie

-I wonder when they filmed and edited this cause I just saw chriss story

-the physical touchhhhh

-I love Boston

-the pictures are iconic

-I LOVE SEEING NICK HAPPY

-they definitely missed eachother during Covid

-I’m so glad they still have fun even with such a big fan base

-I NEED MATTS FINGERS IN ME

-dreading when they change the schedule but looking forward to vlogs!

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo #christopher sturniolo

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hi everyone I’ve got some lip balm

#sturniolo triplets

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Left in the dust

heavily inspired by sturniololoco, however I requested this specific oneshot. Just thought I’d share my take on it 🫶

angsty!!!

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6 months. 6 fucking months and two weeks since I’ve seen my brothers. I understand that they have a career and a new life, but would it really hurt to call? Even text once a week just to let me know they’re alive. If it wasn’t for their stupid posts 3 times a week i could have thought they would be abducted by aliens.

I love my parents, I really do, but I haven’t seen them very often either. They’re either always working or going to LA to help their favorite money making sons. Justin and I aren’t very close, the age gap is just too big.

so I’m left alone. No friends, no parents, no triplets. All they left me with was their belongings.

I lay with one of Matt’s stuffed animals in my arms, one of Chris’s beanies that still smells like him, and some lip balm that Nick just launched.

I haven’t left my room in more or less 48 hours, but that anyone would notice.

all I can think of is how much I miss my brothers. Why would they leave me? How could they just forget about me?

Nathan was a huge help at first, but he got bored of me eventually.

I’m startled when my bedroom door creaks open. Are my parents checking in me?

my heart skips a beat when I hear Nick speak. “y/nnnnnnnn” he says drawing it out in a song like manner.

my head shoots up, and my body is about to when I see his phone rotated sideways. I just turn away and start crying.

They finally came home, but all I am to them is fucking content.

“awww she’s so happy to see us!” Chris squeals.

I feel the weight on my bed shift and feel Matt rubbing my shoulder. I just shrug it off.

“we’re home! Did you miss us?” Matt says.

“get off me.” I whisper

“what?” He says, taken aback.

“Get the Fuck off me and get out of my room!!” I scream at them. By the look on their faces I can tell this was the last reaction they expected.

“why are you acting so much like a brat? We came home just to see you!” Nick shouts.

“you came home to use me for content. Get out” I say laying back down.

“fuck you y/n” Chris says as they walk out.

“AND TAKE YOUR STUPID FUCKING PITY CHAPSTICK WITH YOU!” I scream at the top of my lungs, chucking the spacecamp at bucks head.

he slams it before it can reach him.

I just lay back down and start wailing into my pillow.

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo #sturniolo angst

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do I even keep posting “sunshine”

ur doesn’t do well and I’ve kinda lost motivation but I can get it back if needed

#christopher sturniolo #sturniolo #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #nick sturniolo #sturniolo angst

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real ass question for my writers. Are y’all horny 25/8 or sumn? like where’s the angst and fluff i feel like every post on my feed is about dick like aren’t yall lowkey tired of it a little? i love yall frr but ive been having to check out them locals pages when im the mood for sumn fluff. 😭

agree or disagree w me

still love yall

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my thoughts on the 01/31 vlog

-HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY DRINK DETERGENT???? AND NOT ELABORATE MORE

-Matt is so cutie and he still looks tough but I love seeing him laugh again

-they definitely missed eachother during Covid it felt more like the old videos

-nicks answer was so real

-Chris crying at nicks answer is so sweet

-I feel like Matt was also crying

-Chris’s handwritten letters…. I need one

-but he’s definitely hiding something

-Chris isn’t a great liar

-Matt needed a better answer for the aux thing

-Chris is DEF insecure that he doesn’t have his license

-I feel like chris wants to get a gf and wants to be romantic but is scared because of us and his brothers

-I LOVE CHRISS LAUGH AND THE WAY HE HAS TO LEAN ON SOMEONE

-AND I KNOW HIS LOVE LANGUAGE IS PHYSICAL TOUCH THE WAY HE KEEPS HUGGING THEM

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo