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G Jones - ID (Paths Live)

#G Jones #graphic design #alight motion

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I’m going to try and be more active on Tubmlr. Here’s a cool thing I made on my phone.

cw: flashing colours

Song: G Jones - Dancing On The Edge

#art #motion graphics #g jones

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Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

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All Day Every Day

oh no, it's a Brain Won't Shut Up Day

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HES LOSING AIR GET A CROWBAR OR SOMETHING

OUR HANDYMAN JUST ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED HIMSELF INTO OUR STORAGE ROOM AFTER REMOVING THE DOOR KNOB FROM THE DOOR AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET HIM OUT HELP

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I believe they hit nuts with rocks to open them

i have no scientific basis whatsoever for this assertion, but in my heart of hearts i choose to believe that T-Rexes scratched the ground with their claws like a chicken foraging for corn kernels

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That’s so cool, snom! Hope they don’t mind you posting this.

cc ^ )___\ Some amazing art from my owner!

cc .")___\ (That I kind of didn't say I was going to share..)

cc .")___\ I'm sure it'll be okay.

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The elderly are so wise

people are always dismissing women (especially older women) for “gossiping,” as if verbal social networks weren’t the backbone of rural living in the pre-digital age. for your information my grandma knows government secrets surrounding the recovery of mislaid nuclear weaponry–info that isn’t available on wikipedia or google–specifically bc she’s just a very social person who keeps in touch with her old neighbors.

#this is a true story #the government accidentally dropped a nuclear missile in a local cow field a few decades back #and then they just...left it? it didn't go off and there were difficulties re: digging the whole damn thing up #they apparently just. removed the core and left the missile. in a cow field. for DECADES. #then a few years ago they finally got around to recovering the damn thing and my grandma was kept abreast of this news #thanks to local gossip

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But I’m ready for chris mass

i vote we postpone December. just not ready for it. not spiritually not temporally. no room in my calendar or astral plane, hard pass