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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today

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there should be a way to enable anons but only from ur mutuals. u wont know who said it but u know its coming from inside the house

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mistreating him

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im going out on a limb and not including an option for cis girls. if you're a cis girl with a dick good for you though

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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Look, science may tell us that only females of a fraction of species in one genus of mosquito can carry malaria. That out of thousands of species of mosquito just thirtyish can give us diseases. But consider: I totally read once that mosquitos are literally useless and don't contribute anything to the ecosystem. No I don't know where but I read it. How does it work that an animal could evolve thousands of species and never contribute anything to anything? I don't know, what, are you in the pocket of big mosquito

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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

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not the best little guilty gear doodle but I had this on the brain she's just so excited for them

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my life with ADHD

#fuck me I wish the meds I tried worked #instead they just fucked with my ability to tell how hungry I am #even after getting off them I occasionally just forget to eat anything after breakfast until 4pm

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