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Ok but the real question is … where is Percy??

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A competition implies that Lotor had a chance and let’s face it Lotor never had a chance.

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Alex: This date is boring.

Magnus: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Alex: Then why did you invite me?

Magnus: I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said "Fuck you, Magnus, I do whatever I want" and followed me here

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Nico: Jason, Will Solace might ask you about my sexuality.

Jason: Oh, so you want me to tell him to leave it alone?

Nico: NO! Tell him I'm gay. And single. Only if he asks though.

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it’s a SIGN, boys. i have no excuse for this i’m sorry

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keep it simple

art by @dellbelle39

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END So late! This was what I wanted to do last week but I didn’t have time to finish it …

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Nico drawing before going to bed

(Please reblog if you like it)

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I keep forgetting to add captions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~Zari. 

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Annabeth: Percy is late. Again.

Jason: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Piper: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Leo: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Annabeth: Oh, gods. We may have overdone it.

[Percy bursts through the door]

Percy: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!

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lance leaning on hunk, reblog if you agree

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SuperBroJocks AU + Phones (pre-dating)

Jason got Percy’s number way before Percy got his via Piper who likes to meddle. Piper just put it in Jason’s phone and never told him.

He only found out when Percy called him and then caller ID said “That Cute Boy You Like”

Jason’s blushed so hard he felt his face would be permanently pink and tried to hide his phone from Percy (and maybe crawl under somewhere and die)

Percy saw. Percy knows. Percy couldn’t keep the smile from his face the whole day (read: week)

Maybe after a couple of weeks of texting back and forth Percy gave Jason his very own personalized ringtone (he definitely did).

They’ve gotten into the habit to texting each other exaggerated student athlete quotes that has gotten more ridiculous over time

Jason got Percy his phone case (it was blue, has a cartoon baby seal on it, shockproof, and waterproof).

Percy borrows Jason’s phone and when he asks what his password is Jason mumbles some numbers and Percy’s all oblivious like “hey that’s my birthday :)” and Jason goes red and stutters a high pitched “O REALLY WHAT A COINCIDENCE ha ha ha”

One time Grover borrowed Percy’s phone to find a hundred or more probably more (definitely more) pictures of Jason in the gallery (they were all candid photos taken while they were hanging out and during practice)

Jason has very few pictures of Percy on his phone

Because they’re all on his laptop bc he only takes pictures of Percy with his dslr because it is the only thing that has hope to catch the beauty that is Percy Jackson, god what a sap

Percy calls his phone on Jason’s phone to find it that one time. He feels his heart flutter a little when he finds out Jason changed his name from ‘That Cute You Like’ to ‘Percy’ with a blue heart, wave, and dolphin emoji and then another heart

Jason’s name is saved on Percy’s phone with a kissy face and a lightning bolt emoji. 

Percy is very defensive of his phone bc he changed his screen lock to a stolen pic of Jason and he doesn’t want anyone to know bc they weren’t a thing yet

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Will: I had a nightmare that I was eaten by gummy bears.

Nico: Really?

Will: Yeah. I was scared, but I ate gummy bears today. I got revenge.

Nico: I love you.

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Heroes of Olympus as popular text posts

Percy: ''Fun drinking game: Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated.''

Annabeth: ''Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking?''

Jason: ''If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead ''

Piper: ''People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that” let me talk dear god''

Leo: ''Back by unpopular demand: me''

Hazel: ''I watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”''

Frank: ''Listen, I’m a nice person so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.''

Nico: ''Gayer than intended: an autobiography''

Reyna: ''Girls aren’t playing hard to get… They don’t want you.''

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new video! i share my story about mental health, black holes and pizza.

Daniel and Depression

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DanAndPhilGAMES has hit 3,000,000 subscribers! to celebrate ..here are all our worst moments - BLOOPERS 💥👾